Economic Stimulus Check's

I will not utter a peep regarding the political and theological ramifications of this, but for those who simply want their check from Big Brother, here is the information:

Economic Stimulus Checks!

Those economic stimulus checks could reach your bank account this week! You'll get your check soon if you have direct deposit with the IRS and the last two digits of your Social Security number end between the following numbers:

LAST TWO DIGITS OF SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER ENDING IN:

00-20: Your check should arrive today!

21-75: Your check arrives next Monday

76-99: The Monday after that (May 12)

Paper checks arrive between May 16 and Jul 11