A new series highlighting the odd, bizarre, funny, or perhaps even heretical behavior of those who claim the title "pastor".__________________________________________________________
Case #012 - The Case of the hocus-pocus pastorIn our age of tolerance we are taught the importance of embracing many different ideas. That old concept that certain things are exclusive by nature is s
een as passé. After all, why choose either vanilla or chocolate when you can get a twisty-cone?
A vicar [an Anglican pastor] from
Yatton, England seems to take a "twisty-cone" approach to religion. The Rev. Chris Horseman (he is not one of the four horseman of the apocalypse, it seems) recently decided it would be neat to
become a white witch.
Gender issues notwithstanding (aren't witch's female?),
Horseman became intrigued with "good magic", which he believes will aid in counteracting the evil around him. Of course, this could come in handy. Yes, yes. It's nice to have a pastor pray with you in the hospital--but think how much better it would be if he could make cool smoke rings, utter awesome-sounding incantations, and dance around in your room naked holding a pot of burning incense (
ok, that last one might not be so great).
Apparently being able to talk to the sovereign Lord of the Universe isn't enough for the
Yatton vicar, though one would question if such conversations have ever taken place (other than God saying, "repent sinner"). Why go to all the trouble of having to believe on Jesus and live a life of holiness, and be loving to people, and compassionate, and long-suffering, and self-controlled,
yada,
yada,
yada. That's a lot of work, man! Seriously, Christianity actually wants you to give your
entire life to Jesus.
Geeesh! Horseman apparently sees the occult as a precious time saver, since it requires little more than an occasional lunch-break for most parishioners to get some incantation uttered. Keep in mind that we Westerners are busy people. This decision does have Biblical precedent--Saul had his witch of
Endor (and we know that turned out so well).
In a non-typical move, the Anglican church actually decided the occult was incompatible with Christianity. Of course, the Diocese "communication officer" was very polite and referred to Horseman's sorcery in a very nice way. He said, "Mr Horseman agreed his activities as a
ceremonialist were incompatible with his Anglican Orders". I would have thought a stronger stance would have been called for. After all, the Bible does command "
do not allow a witch to live" (Exodus 22:18). Deuteronomy records Moses as telling the people of Israel that
"when you enter the land the LORD your God is giving you, do not learn to imitate the detestable ways of the nations there. Let no one be found among you who sacrifices his son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the LORD, and because of these detestable practices the LORD your God will drive out those nations before you" (18:11-12). Galatians informs us that
"the acts of the sinful nature are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; idolatry and witchcraft..." (Gal 5:19-20)
. Revelations 21:8 indicates that
"those who practice magical arts" will be put into the
"fiery lake of burning sulfur". 22:14-15 tells us that those who practice witchcraft will not be allowed in the "Celestial City".
I only wish the Bible was more clear on this issue (tongue firmly pressed into cheek).......
The Anglican church does have a little wiggle room here, and we must be understanding. We should applaud their decision that the Christian/Occult twisty cone is (currently) not available in their movement. Their politeness is also understandable. Mr. Horseman isn't one of those nasty occult leaders, he is simply a "
ceremonialist". Gee....that clarifies everything.
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